I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying: ‘Toys not included.'
-- Bernard Manning
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Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer. Who’d have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously? ~ Bill Watterson in Calvin and Hobbes
-- Anonymous
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I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
-- Anonymous
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Christmas is all about love, family and children. it doesn’t matter what we eat or what presents we get as long as the holidays are spent with loved ones. happy happy happy christmas.
-- Anonymous
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Just so we’re clear, the Grinch never really hated Christmas. He hated people, which is fair.
-- Anonymous
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