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I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar.
-- Demetri Martin
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As long as algebra is taught in school, there will be prayer in school.
-- Cokie Roberts
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Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.
-- Albert Camus
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116. I would lose weight but I don’t like losing.
-- Anonymous
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Good Times + Crazy Friends = Great Memories!
-- Anonymous
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