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A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. – Groucho Marx

-- Ayshu

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

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VEGETARIAN is an old Indian word for bad hunter.

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Treat her like you’re still trying to win her and that’s how you’ll never lose her.

-- Ayshu

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Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. –

-- Joan Collins

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I was not kicking Brady; I was just loving him with my boot.

-- Claire, age 4

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People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A. A. Milne

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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. – Theodore Roosevelt

-- Ayshu

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Expectation feeds frustration.

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Argument with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. At the end, you ignore everything and click I agree.

-- Ayshu

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