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6. Dear problems… Please give me some discount… I am your regular customer.

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I will drink milk when cows eat grape. – Henri de Toulouse

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Problems in marriage life are not STOP signs, they are guidelines.

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The juice of the grape is the liquid quintessence of concentrated sunbeams.

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Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it away.

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The perfect food would taste as good as fresh popcorn smells.

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116. I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.

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117. Whenever I have a problem, I just sing. Then I realize my voice is worse than my problem.

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Most cities have a center surrounded by suburbs, but London has numerous centers: it’s the model of a twenty-first-century metropolis. – Hans-Ulrich Obrist

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Phones are better than girlfriends; at least we can switch them off.

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