A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. – Groucho Marx
I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.
VEGETARIAN is an old Indian word for bad hunter.
Treat her like you’re still trying to win her and that’s how you’ll never lose her.
Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. –
-- Joan Collins
I was not kicking Brady; I was just loving him with my boot.
-- Claire, age 4
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. – A. A. Milne
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn’t sit for a month. – Theodore Roosevelt
Expectation feeds frustration.
Argument with a woman is like reading the software license agreement. At the end, you ignore everything and click I agree.
No more data.