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146. My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

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16. Lift up your head princess, if not the crown falls.

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I’ve been walking about London for the last 30 years, and I find something fresh in it every day.

-- Walter Besant

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The English language is like London: proudly barbaric yet deeply civilized, too, common yet royal, vulgar yet processional, sacred yet profane. –

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My wife treats me like a god; I get a burnt offering at every meal.

-- Ayshu

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Messy hair don’t care

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London is the clearinghouse of the world.

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I have an eating disorder. I’m about to eat disorder of pizza, disorder of fries, and disorder of nuggets.

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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. – Jim Davis

-- Ayshu

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Love and eggs are best when they are fresh. – Russian proverb

-- Ayshu

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