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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.

-- Billy Sunday

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A baby has a way of making a man out of his father and a boy out of his grandfather. –

-- Angie Papadakis

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Being a grandparent is one of the best feelings you will ever have. It can even be the best time of your life. –

-- Janet Steele

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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. – Adelle Davis

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I made my Facebook name Benefits, so when you add me now it says you’re friends with benefits.

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Cooking is about creating something delicious for someone else.

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The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.

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Always remember:When SHE cancels a date, it is because..She has to.ButWhen HE cancels a date, it is because..He has two.

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I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch. –

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