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Always strive to give your spouse the very best of yourself; not what’s left over after you have given your best to everyone else.

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FOOD is essential to LIFE; Therefore MAKE IT GOOD.

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If you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far, go together.

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The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.

-- Bette Midler

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Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too. – Rodney Dangerfield

-- Ayshu

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

-- Phyllis Diller

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In this house grandpa is the boss… with grandma’s permission! –

-- Unknown

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A husband is someone who after taking the trash out gives the impression he’s cleaned the whole house!

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You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake

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