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When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don’t answer because I’m eating.

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Treat your career like a bad boyfriend. Your career wont take care of you. It won’t call you back or introduce you to its parents. Your career will openly flirt with other people while you are around.

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You can shed tears that she is gone or you can smile because she has lived.

-- David Harkins

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Questions to ask on a first date: Are you a normal ice-cream cone licker or one of those people who bites right into it like some kind of animal?

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Love; A temporary insanity curable by marriage.

-- Ambrose Bierce

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If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go

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I promise to love you, respect you, support you, and above all else, make sure I’m not just yelling at you because I’m hungry.

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What do people do with all the extra time they save by writing ‘k’ instead of ‘ok’?

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Sometimes I just look up, smile and say I know that was you.

-- Unknown

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In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.

-- Robert Frost

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