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Fries before guys…and pretty much everything else.

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I’ll have what she’s having.

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Mommy. I’m not joking, I’m not kidding, and I’m not playing. I need chocolate.

-- Sophia, age 3

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Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. –

-- Joan Collins

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Love thy neighbor, just watch out for the husband

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What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make you laugh 20 years from now; that’s not going to go away.

-- Vir Das

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I love you even when I’m really, really hungry.

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Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.

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It’s funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don’t do them.

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

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