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To keep your marriage brimming with love in the cup, Whenever you’re wrong admit it; whenever you’re right shut up.

-- Ayshu

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Never let your best friends get lonely… keep disturbing them.

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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well know, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

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I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes.

-- Ayshu

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Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.

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Falling in love with you sure beats the other falls I had today!

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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Every short girl should have a tall guy that makes her smile.

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I’m about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late ’90s.

-- Deadpool (2016)

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The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

-- Ayshu

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