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One day..I’m gonna make the onions cry ?

-- Ayshu

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When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!

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Number one, cash is king… number two, communicate… number three, buy or bury the competition.

-- ~ Jack Welch

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I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, and 5% Friday.

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Don’t you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor? – I think they drew the chalk outline later. – Ah!

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Weather forecast for tonight: dark. – George Carlin

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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I am a crafty girl, I make things, lots of things

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I live in a neighborhood so bad that you can get shot while getting shot.

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I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.

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