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I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

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One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature

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Today’s menu – EAT IT or STARVE.

-- Ayshu

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Count the memories not the calories.

-- Ayshu

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Wine is a living liquid containing no preservatives. Its life cycle comprises youth, maturity, old age, and death. When not treated with reasonable respect it will sicken and die.

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I spent the day searching the internet for the perfect birthday message. Then I gave up. Happy Birthday!

-- Ayshu

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Once a year I get the chance to wish you Birthday cheer. I wish you another great year and amazing day!

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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and start using sleep deprivation to torture you.

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God made man and then rested, God made woman and then no one rested ?

-- Ayshu

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Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. – Bill Vaughan

-- Ayshu

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