Quotern

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A real girl is not perfect and a perfect girl is not real.

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Success is not always a sure sign of merit, but it is a first-rate way to succeed. – Josh Billings (pseudonym of Henry Wheeler Shaw)

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If someday we all go to prison for downloading Movies and TV shows, I just hope they split us up by genre.

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If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.

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Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.

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My only regret in life is that I did not drink more wine.

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I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

-- W. C. Fields

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If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.

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I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.

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I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.

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