My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

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My prince is not coming on a white horse… He’s obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost.

-- Ayshu

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161. I collect smiles and then I give them away.

-- Ayshu

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I don’t take selfies all the time, just every day

-- Ayshu

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Your birthday should be a national holiday. I’ll be the first to volunteer to take a day off work in your honor.

-- Ayshu

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C Fields

-- Ayshu

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I don’t want to say I couldn’t live without you, I just wouldn’t want to.

-- Ayshu

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