By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn’t believe me.

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By the time I realized my parents were right, I had kids that didn’t believe me.

-- Anonymous

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Ow! My eye! I didn’t know where my hand was going. I thought it wanted to rest behind my head but it wanted to poke me in the eye!

-- Gabriel, age 4

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He stole my heart so I am planning revenge..I am going to take his Last Name.

-- Ayshu

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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

-- Ayshu

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Make room in your busy schedule. For example, stop making love to your wife every now and then to get some work done.

-- Ayshu

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The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.

-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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