Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? -Steven Wright

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Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? -Steven Wright

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Music does not have colour or religion. If I listen to a song, I don’t care about the colour, religion, or country of the singer. It doesn’t matter, even if it is in another language, because I love the music.

-- Adnan Sami

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You live the life you choose.

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Happiness is like orange juice. If you consume it today it will be sweet. Don’t keep it for tomorrow, it will turn bitter. Live today, free from the worries of tomorrow.

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Who cares about the clouds when we’re together? Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.

-- Dale Evans

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I MISS OUR CONVERSATIONS, I MISS HOW WE USED TO TALK EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY AND HOW I WAS ABLE TO TELL YOU EVERYTHING THAT WAS ON MY MIND.

-- Anonymous

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