Mom, thanks for teaching me how to use a big girl potty. That has proven to be a valuable life skill.

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Mom, thanks for teaching me how to use a big girl potty. That has proven to be a valuable life skill.

-- Anonymous

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Without Valentine’s Day, February would be…well, January.

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I know that I’m not the perfect parent, but I want you to know that I try very hard to give you the life that you deserve. If I disappoint you, I want you to know that it’s the last thing I want to do. I love you!

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Love will find a way through paths where wolves fear to prey.

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The thing about Christmas is that it almost doesn’t matter what mood you’re in or what kind of a year you’ve had — it’s a fresh start.

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