I do all of my ironing in the dryer.

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I do all of my ironing in the dryer.

-- Anonymous

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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Artists and poets still find life’s meaning in a glass of wine.

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Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. –

-- Joan Collins

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This evening’s forecast includes a 0% chance of me cooking.

-- Anonymous

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