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Some people wonder why I never like or comment on their posts. It’s because I unfollowed you a long time ago.

-- Anonymous

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I can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.

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Everyday I fall in love with you more and more. Except yesterday, yesterday you were pretty annoying.

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What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I’ll make you laugh 20 years from now; that’s not going to go away.

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If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

-- Albert Einstein

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Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and start using sleep deprivation to torture you.

-- Ray Romano

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