A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. – Dennis Miller

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A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run. – Dennis Miller

-- Ayshu

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39. Beauty is being the best possible version of yourself on the inside and out.

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• Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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Keep smiling because life is a beautiful thing and there’s so much to smile about

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Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink the wild air…

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45. I wouldn’t describe myself as a master of anything.

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