Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

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Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation.

-- Mark Twain

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The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way. –

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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

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Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing.

-- Mark Twain

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