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I don’t make mistakes too often, but when I do it’s your fault.

-- Anonymous

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I’m so tired, the bags under my eyes are bigger than my boobs.

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My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people; those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.

-- Indira Gandhi

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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don’t even own bikes…

-- Vijayaraj

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Nobody really cares about clapping and singing the happy birthday song, what everyone really has their eyes on, is the cake. Happy Birthday ?

-- Ayshu

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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? – Abraham Lincoln

-- Ayshu

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