For all those men who say, Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…

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For all those men who say, Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free. Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage…

-- Anonymous

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