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133. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
-- Anonymous
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98. I am not single, I’m just Romantically Challenged.
-- Anonymous
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London seems to be a town with a lot of comedy fans and people that really enjoy stand-up.
-- Aziz Ansari
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You just read my status
-- Anonymous
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135. I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.
-- Anonymous
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Let a horse guide you and you will find freedom.
-- Jodie Mitchell
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