The best memories comes from the craziest ideas.

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The best memories comes from the craziest ideas.

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A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.

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You are my always & forever. My happily ever after. My soulmate. My best friend. My dream come true. My one & only. My shoulder to lean on. My heart to melt into. My husband. My everything. For always!

-- Anonymous

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Sis, I think I helped prepare you to be terrific wife. As we grew up you learned how to put up with me, so now you can put up with anybody. So for that, you’re welcome… and congrats!

-- Anonymous

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Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.

-- Anonymous

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I love women, but I feel like you can’t trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog. And I went up to her, we started talking. She told me her dog’s name. Then I said, ‘Does he bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ And I said, ‘Oh yeah? Then how does he eat?’ Liar.

-- Demetri Martin

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