If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. –Henny Youngman

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If you’re going to do something tonight that you’ll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. –Henny Youngman

-- Henny Youngman

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The secret to a happy marriage remains a secret.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

-- Henny Youngman

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