When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, I think it’s Santa Claus! so I don’t have to get up.

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When someone rings the doorbell I say to my kids, I think it’s Santa Claus! so I don’t have to get up.

-- Anonymous

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I’m afraid of three things: women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.

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Good byes are not forever. Good byes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you, until we meet again.

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I am glad Mom and Dad didn’t listen when I said to take you back to the hospital

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Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being can indulge. It brings out all that is best; it removes all that is base. All men are afraid in battle. The coward is the one who lets his fear overcome his sense of duty. Duty is the essence of manhood.

-- George S. Patton

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I don’t have an attitude!..Just a personality that you can’t handle!

-- Anonymous

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