Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

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Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

-- Anonymous

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

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Dear mom,Thanks for always being there for me, love me, care for me. No one can ever replace you in my love, me.

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No matter what we go through. No matter how much we argue. In the end, you are there for me always and I love you for that.

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It is Christmas every time you let God love others through you. Yes, it is Christmas every time you smile at your brother and offer him your hand.

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Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

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