Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

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Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

-- Anonymous

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There are no fortunes to be told, although, because I love you more than I can say, if I could tell you I would let you know.

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The day we met is a day I will cherish until the end of time. I have never felt as happy as I do when you are by my side.

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Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs… since the payment is pure love.

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