Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

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Mom, I couldn’t afford a gift, so I made you some stretch marks. Happy Mother’s Day!

-- Anonymous

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Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

-- Alexander Smith

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To my wife on Mother’s Day,Our habitude and light:May you be as happy asYou make us with your love.Winds may blow the world away,Intent on reaching night.For us there’ll always be a home,Everywhere you move.

-- Anonymous

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On this special day relax and put your feet up. Thank you darling for your patience and encouragement strength, generosity and above all your immortal words of wisdom because I said so, that’s why.Happy Mother’s Day.

-- Anonymous

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Christmas is the season of joy, of holiday greetings exchanged, of gift-giving, and of families united.

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It’s as if, in the mother’s eyes, her smile, her stroking touch, the child first reads the message: You are there!.

-- Adrienne Rich

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