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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father in law.
-- Anonymous
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I’ve been walking about London for the last 30 years, and I find something fresh in it every day.
-- Walter Besant
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I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. – W. C. Fields
-- W. C. Fields
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When it’s three o’clock in New York, it’s still 1938 in London.
-- Bette Midler
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41. I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
-- Anonymous
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
-- Anonymous
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