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When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.

-- Anonymous

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We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.

-- Harrison Ford

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It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.

-- Frank Zappa

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I work out Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday; take Thursday off; then I work out Friday and Saturday. So sometimes I’ll eat whatever I want on Thursday, like a big breakfast of pancakes and bacon and eggs and stuff. You can eat a big, hearty breakfast because you’re going to burn off most of it during the day anyway.

-- Mark Wahlberg

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Love life, and life finds a beautiful way to love you back

-- Anonymous

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Rumors are like a flame blown by the wind.

-- Ayshu

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