The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.

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The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.

-- Anonymous

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Next year, arrange a big cake so that the number of candles fit on the cake easily. Wishing you a happy birthday.

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I’m going to use what little energy I have today to breathe and maybe blink. That’s about it.

-- Anonymous

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Be brief and to-the-point. Always. Everywhere.

-- Anonymous

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