The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.

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The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.

-- Anonymous

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It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick.

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You call me your best friend, but where were you when my selfie only had four likes?

-- Vijayaraj

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You are always thought of in a very special way, and you’re wished the finest things in life. Today and everyday! Happy Birthday.

-- Anonymous

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I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

-- Oscar Wilde

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Happiness is..when everyone loves your cooking.

-- Ayshu

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