The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.

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The only time I’ve passionately knocked everything off a table was when I was trying to make room for a pizza.

-- Anonymous

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I love you girls. Y’know, somewhere out there are four terrible fathers I wish I could thank for this great night!

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Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends Will steal it and yell: RUN LOSER RUN!

-- Ayshu

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It’s shocking how much unhappiness is caused by the pressure to be happy.

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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60 years. Now he is 97 years old and we have no clue where he is! –

-- Unknown

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For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake.

-- Ayshu

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