Fuck Valentine’s day. You’re single and fabulous.

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Fuck Valentine’s day. You’re single and fabulous.

-- Anonymous

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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

-- Groucho Marx

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Valentine’s Day is the biggest single day of the year, the biggest sale day of the year.

-- Jacques Torres

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I know that I’m not the perfect parent, but I want you to know that I try very hard to give you the life that you deserve. If I disappoint you, I want you to know that it’s the last thing I want to do. I love you!

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What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a new job the next day.

-- Phyllis Diller

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Happy mother’s day Mom.Dear mom,Congratulations on being one year closer to the age when you start complaining about not having grandchildren.

-- Anonymous

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