Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband – the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass.

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Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband – the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass.

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Mother can not do without her sons whatever they make mistakes because first and last she is the mothers. Happy Mother’s Day.

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~ Larry Wilde, in The Merry Book of Christmas

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Instead of being a time of unusual behavior, Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year when people can obey their natural impulses and express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and, perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself.

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Nothing is lost until your mother can’t find it.

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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.

-- Henry Youngman

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