Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband – the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass.

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Happy Valentine’s Day to my husband – the love of my life and the biggest pain in my ass.

-- Anonymous

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One’s family is the most important thing in life. I look at it this way: One of these days I’ll be over in a hospital somewhere with four walls around me. And the only people who’ll be with me will be my family.

-- Robert Byrd

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Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that’s all, he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen’s parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.

-- Anonymous

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The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

-- Elf (2003)

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And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in swaddling cloths and laid him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn.

-- Luke 2:7

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The only thing you need to worry about is where you’re going to buy your sweaters after the circus pulls out of town.

-- Anonymous

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