The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

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The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.

-- Anonymous

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Grandpa is my name. Spoiling is my game.

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Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.

-- ~ Robert Frost

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Better days are coming. They are called Saturday and Sunday.

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You are just getting younger in reverse! Happy Birthday my fabulous Cousin!

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My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

-- Gene Perret

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