Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

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Technically, I don’t have to do anything until my wife wakes up and realizes I’m not doing anything.

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The most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. —Carrie Bradshaw

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There is no such thing as perpetual tranquility of mind while we live here; because life itself is but motion, and can never be without desire, nor without fear, no more than without sense.

-- Thomas Hobbes

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You were born an original. Don’t die a copy.

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