May your Facebook wall be filled with Birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.

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May your Facebook wall be filled with Birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.

-- Ayshu

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