Woman was God’s second mistake.

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Woman was God’s second mistake.

-- Anonymous

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Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you.

-- Saint Augustine

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Dear God, I understand that if I fail to believe in you, I’ll burn in hell for eternity. Thanks for being such a good sport about it.

-- Scott Dikkers

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There was only one elective at my college for acting, but thank God for that elective because we had a great teacher who introduced me to the Meisner technique for acting. Once I read that book, I said, ‘Wow, if I could do that and have that honest moment on stage, that would be amazing.’

-- Nestor Carbonell

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I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.

-- John Waters

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Dear God, please help me to be the kind of person who my dogs think I am.

-- Jerrie Brock

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