An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

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An onion can make people cry but there’s never been a vegetable that can make people laugh.

-- Anonymous

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The cat is there when you call her – if she doesn’t have something better to do.

-- Bill Alder

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After I released ‘Jesus, Take the Wheel,’ people started saying, Oh, it’s kind of risky. You’re coming out with a religious song. And I was thinking, Really? I grew up in Oklahoma; I always had a close relationship with God. I never thought it was risky in the least. If anything, I thought it was the safest thing I could do.

-- Carrie Underwood

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LIFE BRINGS TEARS, SMILES, AND MEMORIES. THE TEARS DRY, THE SMILES FADE, BUT THE MEMORIES LAST FOREVER.

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Aesthetic experiences are powerful, to be sure, and probably inescapable, but Nature will not remain effective for very long.

-- Timothy Morton

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You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

-- Anonymous

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