If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warm.

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If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because you lap is warm.

-- Anonymous

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Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

-- Ann Landers

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I always loved all kinds of music. I would watch musicals a lot as a kid, on TV, watch the Fred Astaire movies. I’d watch ‘The Wizard of Oz.’ I was a big Jerry Lewis fan, and they’d have these big bands and someone singing – some siren, or some guy singing some gorgeous song. I was always enamored of that style of music.

-- Queen Latifah

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