I did NOT wake up like this.

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I did NOT wake up like this.

-- Anonymous

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It is humorous how you are nice to my face. It is uproarious how you talk about bad things behind my back. And it is absolutely comical that you think I am ignorant.

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I forgive nothing. If you stole my orange crayon in the fifth grade, you’re still on my hit list, buddy.

-- Jonathan Carroll

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If you’re too open-minded; Your brains will fall out.

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First, we eat then we do everything else.

-- Ayshu

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I’ve done a lot of work to get where I’m at, but I have to keep working. – Wiz Khalifa

-- Anonymous

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