Two things are necessary to keep wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.

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Two things are necessary to keep wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.

-- Anonymous

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I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I am officially a cereal killer.

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I’m not perfect. I’ll annoy you, make fun of you, say stupid things, but you’ll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.

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Wine is a terrible foe, hard to wrestle with. – Euripides

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I’ve been walking about London for the last 30 years, and I find something fresh in it every day.

-- Walter Besant

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