98. I am not single, I’m just Romantically Challenged.

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98. I am not single, I’m just Romantically Challenged.

-- Anonymous

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40. I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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17. I’m not lazy, I’m just very relaxed.

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Of all things known to mortals, wine is the most powerful and effectual for exciting and inflaming the passions of mankind, being common fuel to them all.

-- Francis Bacon

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I have this new theory that human adolescence doesn’t end until your early thirties.

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It is difficult to speak adequately or justly of London. It is not a pleasant place; it is not agreeable, or cheerful, or easy, or exempt from reproach. It is only magnificent. –

-- Henry James

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