I was gonna make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake.

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I was gonna make you a wine cake but now I am drunk this is just a cake.

-- Anonymous

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright. – Laurell K. Hamilton

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