Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

-- Anonymous

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Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

-- Anonymous

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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.

-- John Lennon

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We should be as careful of our words as of our actions.

-- ~ Cicero

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I believe I used all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

-- Anonymous

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