Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

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Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

-- Anonymous

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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.

-- Tim Vine

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You’re not getting older. You’re just a little closer to dying! Happy Bday!

-- Ayshu

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My grandkids believe I’m the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

-- Gene Perret

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Expectation feeds frustration.

-- Anonymous

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You know you’re getting old when you have to have a drink to motivate you to go out & have a drink.

-- Anonymous

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