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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

-- Vijayaraj

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To enjoy good health; to bring true happiness to one’s family; to bring peace to all; one must first discipline and control one’s own mind. If a man can control his mind he can find the way to enlightenment, and all wisdom and virtue will naturally come to him.

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I dress to impress myself.

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