If you’re arguing with a woman and she says wow you’re done…abort the argument immediately.

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If you’re arguing with a woman and she says wow you’re done…abort the argument immediately.

-- Anonymous

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Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.

-- Vijayaraj

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Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It’s either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it’s Colin.

-- Tim Vine

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You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? – Steven Wright

-- Ayshu

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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

-- Frank Zappa

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There aren’t too many things that are more comforting on this earth than a hug from grandma.

-- Anita

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