Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad.

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Dieting is when you eat food that makes you sad.

-- Anonymous

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Either give me more wine or leave me alone.

-- Rumi

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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my office desk, I have a work station.

-- Vijayaraj

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I believe I used all my sick days, so I’m calling in dead.

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When we drink wine we come together, we are in communion with each other, and that is an ancient ritual.

-- Trudie Styler

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You were looking good from afar. Now you’re far from looking good.

-- Anonymous

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