Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex, and bacon.

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Mornings were made for sleeping, wild sex, and bacon.

-- Anonymous

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I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

-- Vijayaraj

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Homemade with love. In other words, I licked the spoon and kept using it.

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If A equals success, then the formula is A = X + Y + Z. Where X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

-- Albert Einstein

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Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. –

-- Joan Collins

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