Out of all the lies I’ve told, Just kidding! is my favorite.

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Out of all the lies I’ve told, Just kidding! is my favorite.

-- Anonymous

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Despite the contradictory advice circulated in the late ’90s, if you want to be my lover, please do not get with my friends.

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Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.

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True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically.

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Happiness: a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion.

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I made my Face book name Benefits, so when you add me now it says you’re friends with benefits.

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